Useful Naija phrases


  • 1. Insult upon injury
  • 2. Nonsense and Ingredient
  • 3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
  • 4. How Far?
  • 5. Can I see your particulars?
  • 6. Anything for me sir?
  • 7. Are you mad?
  • 8. Half-caste
  • 9. Next tomorrow
  • 10. Make I come block you dia
  • 11. Lie, Lie
  • 12. See me see trouble oh
  • 13. Shift small for me lemme sit
  • 14. abeg vamus / abeg commot
  • 15. nonsense say wetin happen
  • 16. Abomination
  • 17. Over my dead body
  • 18. God forbid bad thing
  • 19. I need to retouch my (h)air
  • 20. any word with "bloody" e.g. bloody fool, bloody
  • liar, bloody idiot, bloody civilian
  • 21. Na wa oooo
  • 22. Tell me something
  • 23. Why do you want to know my name?
  • 24. Abeg joor!!
  • 25. Can u imagine.....
  • 26. wonders shall never end / cease
  • 27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)
  • 28. Chei, Kai
  • 29. Oya me we dey go
  • 30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere
  • 31. Come and Escort Me
  • 32. Stop at that junction over there
  • 33. Borrow me your pen/biro
  • 34. Still yet
  • 35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
  • 36. You are so annoying
  • 37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
  • 38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
  • 39. Effico
  • 40. ITK- I too know
  • 41. Muumu
  • 42. How are you? "We"re managing"
  • 43. and so what?
  • 44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive
  • 45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)
  • 46. You are so daft
  • 47. NFA- No future ambition
  • 48. Are you already ready?
  • 49. That is so dry!
  • 50. My belly is full
  • 51. Did they sack you?
  • 52. I trekked all the way here
  • 53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
  • 54. I want to drink cold mineral
  • 55. Which ones now?
  • 56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
  • 57. Jacker
  • 58. Your head is not correct
  • 59. Have you seen that film before?
  • 60. Just imagine!
  • 61. My school fees money
  • 62. No wahala!
  • 63. Revise back small
  • 64. Oya, shake body
  • 65. Shine your eye
  • 66. Carry go
  • 67. Don"t try me o
  • 68. Enough effizzy
  • 69. Nna, You chop?
  • 70. Ashewo bastard!
  • 71. What happen?
  • 72. We must wash am!
  • 73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
  • 75. No be soooo!
  • 76. I will see you today, athink?
  • 77. Cold iced water!
  • 78. abeg commot 4 hia
  • 79. we"ll hook up next week
  • 80. dat chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!
  • 81. BEANZ!
  • 82. Na Yam?
  • 83. Shakara (olooje)
  • 84. Na so we see am o!
  • 85. How we go do am now?
  • 86. Like say....
  • 87. You can"t do more than a dead rat...
  • 88. Na you sabi
  • 89. cold dey catch me
  • 90. I no send
  • 91. shey you grab
  • 92. ma guy, leave am
  • 93. you dey jones
  • 94. you go roast
  • 95. na for your head
  • 96. we go jam
  • 97. I go burst ur head
  • 98. Bros how far
  • 99. How e dey do u
  • 100. No be Goooood?
  • 101. Lend urself brain
  • 102. e get meaning
  • 103. nonsense and japajantis
  • 104. walai talai
  • 105. a han now
  • 106. nothing dey happen
  • 107. e get as e be
  • 108. na condition make crayfish bend
  • 109. nothing dey happen
  • 110. yes oh!
  • 111.ki lo happen
  • 112.ur head no dey dere.
  • 113.u go wound ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  • 114.EFREBOOOOOOOOOOOO......
  • 115. waka....
  • 116. Iti boribo
  • 117. you wan chance me?
  • 118. Abeg i nor fit shout!!
  • 119. okpolor eye
  • 120. Agbaya
  • 121. Oshofree
  • 122. Boboh kon nice!!
  • 123. He's my uncle/cousin/
  • 124. Abeg, cut for me na!
  • 125. you nor gbegae the babe?
  • 126. Gather-brushing
  • 127. konking
  • 128. shookuli(W.A.E.C doings)
  • 129. to Sakpa person( to search one by force - effrun boys)
  • 130. I don Kreh!! (Pocket don dry)
  • 131. Abeg, last me na!(speech after gbagudu)
  • 132. Abeg dress go front
  • 133. Why you dey form??
  • 134. I don fade oh!!
  • 135. Before Nkor??
  • 136. You dey craze?

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